Terms of Service

Terms of Service 🐱

Welcome to Purrfect Flex. By using purrfectflex.com and placing an order, you agree to the terms below. They're standard stuff — we've just written them so an actual human (or a very literate cat) can understand them.

1. Our products

Our costumes and accessories are novelty items for pets, designed for brief, supervised wear and maximum comedy. Always supervise your pet while dressed, and remove any item your pet finds uncomfortable. Cats are the final authority on what they wear; we merely make suggestions.

2. Orders & pricing

All prices are shown in your selected currency at checkout. We may cancel or refuse orders that look fraudulent, are priced due to an obvious error, or otherwise smell fishy (a smell our quality-control cats are highly trained to detect). If we cancel your order, you'll be refunded in full.

3. Promotions

Sale prices, bundles, and discounts can change or end at any time. Discounts can't be applied retroactively to earlier orders.

4. Shipping & refunds

Shipping is covered by our Shipping Policy and refunds by our Refund Policy — including the 30-day money-back guarantee that starts the day your package arrives.

5. Intellectual property

All content on this site — text, images, branding, and an alarming amount of cat puns — belongs to Purrfect Flex and may not be copied or reused without permission.

6. Limitation of liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Purrfect Flex is not liable for indirect or consequential damages arising from use of our products or website. Our total liability for any claim is limited to the amount you paid for the product in question. We are also not responsible for any increase in your cat's ego.

7. Contact

Questions about these terms? Email meow@purrfectflex.com. A human will reply; the cats are busy.